There and back again.

LOST

2006-03-15T23:16:00.000-07:00

have y'all see the show lost... if you have I just found out the the "others" are being ruled over by Gilligan!!! it all happend after the professor, the skipper, and the rest had died... over the years they added to their numbers and with all the mob and pirates that kept on showing up... they got to the point where they could no longer trust any one new that would just happen to come along.

pee and poo is up to you. poo and pee is up to me

2006-03-10T22:06:00.000-07:00

let's me ask you something if a moon or some thing with almost no gravity, but still had air... would you be able to fly just by peeing? and if you could what would the WC look like?

every one poops

2006-03-07T21:51:00.000-07:00

have you ever tried to remember going to the washroom? can you remember all of the times you went this week? it's not as easy as one may first think... well unless you have a problem then it might be easier. can you remember the ones when you wake up at like 3 or 4 at night? it is easier to remember the times that you got up to go and get a drink, then to remember the times that you went to the bathroom. someone my well say to you in the morning that they saw you up... and even that you asked them something and you won't remember it... why is this? it is almost as if we are dead to the world at that moment.... it even weirder when you realize how many things you actually decide in there. hmmm it odd don't you think...

hmmmm

2006-03-02T18:38:00.000-07:00

We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have been in darkness.By the same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness.

sexy conspiracy theories

2006-01-25T04:47:00.000-07:00

I spend a lot of time sitting around thinking about conspiracy theories. I especially like the notion that somewhere there’s a secret group of ultra rich people controlling the governments of the world. This pleases me in several ways. First, I imagine that their naked self-interest combined with their experience and intelligence would result in the world running fairly smoothly compared to letting elected officials make real decisions. When I look at our elected officials, I can’t figure out why things are running as well as they are. It just doesn’t square. This observation feeds my conspiracy theory nicely.
Secondly, I like the notion of a secret world-controlling society because I’d like to run the world myself someday and running for elections seems like a bother. In my fantasy it turns out that the secret society of world-controllers are all Daniel fans and they invite me into their inner sanctum just so they’ll get to see the real me. Once on the inside I have access to a huge control room where I can push buttons and cause natural disasters, flag people for tax audits, and that sort of thing.
I first started thinking about conspiracies when I noticed that there’s rarely any news happening on weekends and holidays. That can’t be a coincidence. The secret society is obviously controlling every corner of the media. They’re probably even checking blogs to make sure that no one

The Problem with Being Clever

2005-12-12T13:50:00.000-07:00

All things considered, being clever is better than being dense. But cleverness has its downside. For one thing, no one believes a clever person. I spend about half of my day explaining to people that I’m not hatching a plot. You’d be amazed how often I have to say one of these things:

“I know this looks like the beginning of a practical joke, but this time it isn’t.”

“There’s no punchline. That’s what actually happened.”

“Seriously. I’m asking you to marry me. Stop laughing.”

how ever if you are clever, you will have your sexy death all worked out. also if you're not, well then you more then likely would just steal any of the clever sexy deaths that we post here, and therefore stealing a clever persons sexy death... and well that's just not right.

The Barbarian

2005-12-08T21:33:00.000-07:00

Now I know what most of you are thinking. A Barbarian can’t have a sexy death well that’s where you’re wrong. Though uncommon it has happened once or twice. How ever for it to happen, a bikini wax is a must, and the barbarian must be in good shape to fat will not do, how ever some fat is workable. It can only happen on the field of battle at sunrise or sunset while saving the woman he loves. Clad only in a loincloth and His boots, armed with two swords one of bronze and the other of flint. Some of you in the know will know of the other two ways a barbarian can have a sexy death but the odds of them ever taking place again are well too astronomical so I’ll just save us some time and only say the one.

The Pirate

2005-11-27T22:04:00.000-07:00

Now a pirate, can only have a sexy death if he is well known. But that's besides the point... Today I am Really Really happy.

I'm a sexy death bot.

2005-10-17T20:48:00.000-06:00

If you like so many others are looking to have a sexy death, then this is the blog for you. Come on who really wants to go to the after life ugly. That's where my blog comes in to help you die in a sexy way. This will make it easier to pick up girls when your dead. So come on read this blog.